So Sixth, I'm checkin' out Blackwater right now...I have never heard of it but these people ROCK! Too bad you have to be the craziest baddass EVER to join them! I'm tellin' Allen about these people...wow...I'm amazed...I like how their website is very vague about exactly what they do, but the pictures of men running in full gear carrying their M16s and SAWs pretty much answered all my questions. And the fact that you need to be qualified as things like a sniper, Army Ranger, and Navy SEAL in order to join helped with the mental picture I'm getting in my head. MAN, I WANT TO JOIN THAT!! Too bad America won't let women train to be assasins in the military. Stupid mothertruckers...ANYWAY, how did the crazy Canadian man know about this but the violence *COUGH* I MEAN ADVENTURE loving American had no idea??!!
I'm pretty much physched and I think I'm going to become obsessed with this "organization" really fast. I do that...like how I am just slightly obssesed with the SEALs. And a little with the SAS. And the Marines. Though that last one has become really painful to think and read about.
SO...I'm still confused as heck. If some crazy people who trained women to do crazy things (NO, prostitution does NOT count. I KNOW at least ONE of you went there so I'm callin' ya back, NOW) in the name of good (and ya know what, at this point, possibly evil) and all that, I would do it. I wish Robin Hood was around. Or I could be Mulan. I just want an frigging adventure with life threatening situtions! DO YOU MIND?!?! And people are like "No, Shell, you don't. When the time comes you won't."
But people, you don't understand, there are very fews things in this world sweeter than not being able to do something at first and then working your butt off and finally getting it. The thing I was looking forward too the most with the Marine Corps was boot camp and being deployed. I didn't even really care what I actually did in the Marines, I just wanted to go to boot camp and be the best one there, and be deployed to somewhere highly dangerous too see how it feels to get shot at. I've always wondered. And I think it would be the most mind blowing experiance EVER because you could die at any second! And it would make living so freaking sweet! But if you died then it'd all be over so...it wouldn't really matter. And if you were shot but didn't die then you would know how much pain your system could take.
I have a very sick and twisted mind.
Not gonna lie.
Carol, don't let your mom read this - I'll never be able to visit your family again!!
Sixth, don't let YOUR mom read this - I'll never...well...I don't know...she might have nightmares? Sure, we'll go with that. Heck, YOU might have nightmares! Still want me to email you? Think on that...*laughing* **and NOT the evil kind, though at this point I'm sure thats all you can imagine**
ANYWAY.
No plan.
No direction.
Floating.
Willing to work for money. Or for free cause I'm that bored.
Extremely willing to do something ridiculously stupid and dangerouse.
If you have any ideas (and Blackwater has already been used so think up something new here people cause I've got a lot of training to do before I can join those crazy baddasses) please, let me know.
Also I was supposed to talk to the Navy yesterday and they never showed up. Yeah. Thanks guys. Love you too. YOU CALLED ME! WHAT GIVES?!?! Jerks...thats why I wanted to join the Marine Corps! AAAAA!! *throws things around in complete frustration*
Yeah, I'm free to do whatever else I want.
Thing is.
I don't have anything I want to do except you know, things I can't like...train with Buddist monks for the next 5 years and learn to beat the living crap out of anyone (including my insane Navy SEAL boyfriend. Hello boyfriend...not that he reads this, being a baddass who doesn't like to read...) at any time. I really just want an adventure. ANY KIND of adventure. But where do I start?!!
I love you all (all...um...2 of you? Yeah. Sure. Why not?) and hope your doing ok.
Sixth, I'm off to email you the most innapropriate moments in cinema history.
-Shell
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i only read the first paragraph and DO NOT JOIN BLACKWATER! They're assholes.
They're the fuckers killing and raping because their contract with US states that Blackwater Personnel actions will have no legal consequence in Iraq [Or whichever coutry they happen to be contracted in] or the USA so that pretty much gives them free reign to do whatever the fuck they want and they have been.
And no, it is not okay to kill and rape innocent people just because they're over there ad we don't see them.
Also, I'll finish reading this later. I the middle of Transmet.
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