Sunday, June 17, 2007

Please leave a message after the tone....*tone*...go on now!

Hey kids! I'm back! Hold the applause please, I know I'm special *winks* *laughs* *punches you in the arm*

So I've been busy again! Community theatre is going to be the death of me - not because of difficulty or anything, but because its going to suck! Best performance of the year people...except not.
I'm still limping, or as someone said who saw me in the store today that recognised me from years ago when I used to play soccer...ok...a year...but that doesn't take away from the fact that I'm famous! Anyway...he ask me why I was "Crippin around", and my three year old niece said "Hey! You walk kinda woblley..." But I'm doin' alright. Went back to sword this week and it was a nightmare and I felt kinda dumb. But that could be cause the only people in class this week were myself, Master L. and his 8 year old son. And he treated me like I had my blackbelt and it was weird. Seriously weird. Cause I technically never got to test for it. Well, I tested out of everything in class except sparring and short-term memory, but that doesn't matter! I didn't test in front of the masses! So...it just...doesn't count.

Carol - Fantastic 4 was ok, but don't waste your money - wait until it comes out on DVD.

Sixth - DO YOU LIVE?????

Anyway...my life! ITS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES!!

I like Kit-Kats....unless there are more than 4 people in the group.

I don't understand why its called Dollar General, when there are things there that cost more than a dollar. You should call it the 1-10 Dollar General. Except that's a little too long to put on such a short sign!

So I'm at the library, helping out with summer reading program and I'm having to deal with these people who run a day care and bring the kids to the program. I like the kids. I love them. The people...I mean come on! You aren't any older than I am, and I can smile! Can you smile?? Come on...show us a smile! Stupid white American. Yeah, I'm white and American. WHAT OF IT??? I'm happy, I smile, and I'm not all that skinny. What can you do?

Community theatre...we're back to that. We shouldn't be. Back away slowly! Nothing to see here! It's going to be a nightmare. Whatever.

I'm back to Community College next semester. I'm scared to death of when I graduate from here. WHERE DO I GO??? I'M SO CONFUSED AND LOSTED!!! Lost...lossed...yeah. You know what I was trying to so. Saying Lost reminded me of the show "Lost" which reminded me of TV series which reminded me of my favorite TV series - "House" and it made me sad that Cameron will not longer be speaking in his beautiful accent with his beautiful face. Lets look at this way people - beautiful is good. Which is why some people consider me bad.

My brothers are watching the History channel. There is a program called "Ice Road Truckers". Ask me why someone would name something that. Go on. Ask me.
BECAUSE WE'RE HICKS! Face it, you've eaten a possum, don't deny it! I see that look in your eyes and its guilt!! You've been to HoeDown! You know how to line dance. And your feet...they have worn a pointe shoe...

Love ya, let me know if your alive, alright? I miss people...I miss humor...I miss my sarcasm being accurately documented.

-Shell

p.s. I like the new spell check format...it makes me feel less dumb...thank God for Estiban...

8 comments:

Lendiel said...

Heeeey, Heeey, (you have to say the "hey"s just like the crabs in Finding Nemo) just because someone wears pointe shoes does NOT mean they are a hick! Oh, and thanks for the advice about Fantastic 4, although I was already going to wait to go see it. So, we REALLY have to do something together...like go to a movie (matinee because that's all I have money for) and then go for coffee and TALK. And you really really have to write more of your story. Hey!!! "Eyes" was updated!!! Yay! I must say though, I don't care for the parts about Bellatrix and co...I really don't like her for what she did to Sirius. So, it is midnight and...SIXTH!! He's not here. I think he was kidnapped by aliens. Maybe we should leave a comment on his blog. By "we" I mean "you". Ok, buh-bye now.
~Carol

sixth lie said...

Hey. You are alive. Good for you. Always better to be living than, you know, not living.

Yes, I'm alive and kicking as well.

I like blogs that mention me specifically.

sixth lie said...

i love bellatrix and i love helena bonham carter. i have a thing for weird ones.

you guys have move matinees? is that like a discounted ticket because it's a slow day type thing?

i didnt chose my family. they chose to live there though. they seem to like it. i wonder what this say about that.

Lendiel said...

Bellatrix? Which Bellatrix?

Movie matinees are basically any movie time before 6. It's kinda cool.

Lendiel said...

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Lendiel said...

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Lendiel said...

Hi!! I'm bored. And I can't get on facebook because I'm at school. Stupid school internet. 5 more minutes!!! Only 5 more minutes of boredom!! Ahhh!!!!!

Lendiel said...

I am so random. In so many things. Here's an example. Look to the left and see how many times I go off on a random tangent. You haven't updated in like...months.