Monday, May 08, 2006

Flying golf clubs

Friday night was pretty much the best time of my life. Ok. Thats a bit of an exaggeration. But it was definitely the best time I've had in a long, long time. I'll just list a few of the highlights. Not that anyone cares, but I'm going to enjoy remembering them. If you get bored, feel free to send flames and threats of death saying you will lynch me if I ever subject you to such a thing again.
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Me with my heels sinking into the ground

Judah and our trips to try and find him so we could leave

Cheese on Skittles - a.k.a. most disgusting thing in the world

That chick in the pink dress - something I don't want to remember

The worst concert I've ever been to

Me throwing marbles everywhere - in the trash cans, at people's feet, at adults heads, at Allen, across the room - because it was the worst concert I had ever been to

Carl and Judah making me stop throwing the marbles

Carl looking at me and saying quite solemnly "You are such a rebel." He couldn't take the marble throwing...

Getting out of the building before I was supposed to (aahahahaa! If I could do anything twice, it would be watch that ladies face change expressions when I turned around and replied to her command in a sinister and royally pissed off way)

The drive to All Star Adventures - Carl took over the wheel

Us deciding to name Carl, Oxford. He muttered so we changed it to Cambridge

Judah throwing a golf club at Allen's head

Allen leaping across the river of doom

Carl hitting that golf ball as hard as he could at the post, and it bouncing right back at him

Allen crashing his go-cart (Ahahahahahaa!)

Dancing like a leprechaun

Refusing to eat with the masses and going to IHOP instead where we encountered the strangest of people. I can forgive them...it was Cinco De Myo

Realizing we had trashed Allen's van really bad...and then not caring

Calling Amanda a two-bit whore and no one but me, her, and Judah getting the joke. The looks Carl and Allen gave us...

Amanda making me and Judah ride the baby three-person merry-go-round

etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc...
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Sufficed to say, I had a very good time.

How are finals going for everyone? *Sobs* Where has the semester gone?? Soon we will no longer be subject to homework, teachers, annoying classmates, essays, homework, alarms going off at 7:00 a.m., homework...and it sort of makes me sad.

Ok.

That's a lie.
-Shell

5 comments:

Lendiel said...

What About Saturday?

sixth lie said...

yea, so i saw MI:3 and i have to say. it wasn't very good. it was just kinda there. it met all its requirements but didnt do much else.

Lendiel said...

Am I like the only one who thought that movie was really good??

sixth lie said...

yes, i think you are. it was ok - it wasn't terrible - it was ok - it had all the things an action movie should have - it just didn't have anything to seperate it from the herd - plus cruise is a freak and i couldn't get past that the entire movie. who the fuck wasnts to eat placenta(sp)?

Shiplass said...

Ok...Shell's a little lost about the placenta thing...when did he do that????